1. Friends and the only difference is that the assassin - assassin stabbed in the back of your knife, your back pain and said: ah, do you? ... ... Friends stab you behind the knife, you look back in surprise said: ah, yes you!
2. on the street a man pulled the girl a street vendor, and struggling to sell. Men can not escape, watching the distance the police, said: do not let go I call the police. She then immediately said: so far away from you call too strenuous, buy amplifiers it
3. Dumb as a security guard, on the first day to the man boasted: Today I met beautiful women keep telling me! Buddies envy: they say? Dumb: I stand the elevator, they say: Sorry, sorry about
4. One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: Silly boy, how did you do that silly? Asked the clerk: Is this one sell it? Clerk: No, this is Japan.
6. There is a beautiful young lady, after the last bus out of a bag of paper towels wiped his hard seat, was about to sit down, put a fart, next to a husband heard jokes said: Miss really love health, wiping for so long, but also blowing it!
7. armor and other vehicles at the station, the train was late. Really boring, they and the B side chat up. Talked for a while, the train still did not come, so a train that is really now, how old late. B thought for a moment, and then on a great concern, said: : I am dog, what you are? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, look at a clear point, I was undercover!
9. telephoto interest in the new CCTV Spring Festival Gala program review in 2010, I heard the singing of the restructuring of the Little Tigers We show, and will certainly be red!
10. A: br> 11.A professor from the Laboratory of home, see a large table decorated with a bunch of flowers, he asked his wife: Day ah.
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